The Stasi Party continue their relentless assault on the British way of life. Take a holiday snap of a public building in London and you risk being banged up under the catch all Section 44 – you know the anti-terrorism legislation they brought in, that was only going to be used in...

Damian Hirst’s paintings are not just bad, they are deliciously bad. These hesitant little daubs are a towering edifice of talentless tat. They’re canvasses only a mother could love. This is the Emperor shouting his nakedness to any who would listen. The characteristically grandiose title ‘No...

just tuned the teli in to the new digitarse signal and found myself watching 'Loose Women'............., before you know I'll be slumped every afternoon, in my pants, large belly bulging over my elasticated waistline, porridge spilled down my vest, awaiting death, time eroded by teli entertainment...